BACK IN TOWN!!

OHH my good lord, Jesus, Mary and JOSEF. Do i have news for you?? HEEELL YEAAAAHH i do.
Ive been busy like an pink hairy little fuckrabbit the last couple of months, you know doning nothing.
But now its time to bring Satan back from his grave.
Me and CROMONIC are going to start working together, for an engineering company in the service of His Majestys kingdom of Sweden. And dont forget the shitty little country called Norway, you know its the country where they rip open the bellys of small newborn children and make them eat oil drenched fish from the ocean (NOT!!) .
PS: Dont forget to check your Seniorflyttlåda once in a while so it doesnt get lonely.
F U DS.........

OOOH BABY

I love this picture.

By the way i set a new record today flirting with random women at work today. I am thinking about starting to record pornflics. I love flirting with women on the street.

I MEAN YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO PAY THEM TO SUCK YOUR COCK AND GAG ON YOUR BALLS: PEACE OUT

Hell yeah

his has been a good weekend.
No hangovers or mind gaps, but ive been having a lot of fun laughing at my friends. They have been on an adventure of a lifetime haha trying the nightlife in Kinna, haha stupid fuckers i regret i missed it fuck shit whore cunt. They also hd their hangover of a lifetime and ofcourse i had to visit them and laugh it in their faces.

"I´m the true owner"

Today me and my friend Berne swapped wheels on my wagon of death. That is after ive cleaned and washed it, ohh fuck i forgot i waxed it aswell you know wax on wax off. You cant believe the faces of the bitches when we rolled thru town in the shiny wagon of death,pain and destruction. Im pretty satisfyed with my car, its an Audi A4 Avant 1,8 turbo, With the rims of reaping 19-23 year old pussys. The heads will keep on turning cause there is a turbo boost coming up. Im going to chip the turbo so ill get another 60-70 horsepower. Ill be putting up a foto or two on the blog when i get my camera back from the fucker who loaned it and hasnt returned it yet, ill have to remind the cocksucker that i used to collect peoples money with a baseballbat and a screwdriver with a SMILE on my face.
You may call me a sick fucker that has lost his mind. BUT ill tell you that THIS IS SPARTA im just meee.
Fucked over and out booyaa.

" TEAM VBS also knowned as TEAM TREBEX FUCKUPS"

the sauna evening happened last night oh hell yeah. We all got home from work and i picked up 2 guys and we went to my place and started the dinking of a LOT of beers, then we streamed up to town where the other guys was waiting, but to their surprise we arrived with a boombox you heard me a boombox. The rocknroll music was loud and our screams were louder. We started the great journey to the public bath were the intoxication reached its peak and everyone was poring beer on eachother and screaming swearwords to eachother. Haha the way home was loger it felt, but i think we were just so drunk so we took 5 steps forward and 15 steps back.

PS. FUCK YOU BITCH.

" This sunday sucked cock also "

Im so fed up with the game gears of war.
And the gaming world sucks the footlong, what the fuck are they talking about delaying r6 2. And for you fuckers that dont know what r6 2 is,find it out for yourself.
im going to jump of the fucking scaffolding at work, making we wait for two more weeks those horsesuckers, well friday will be nice thoug because we are 6-7 fucking moronic retards thats going to have a sauna and drink beer and fuck random people in the ass at the public bath.
Rubb my belly.

PS:

i want to fuck my boss UP THE ASS.

"AHH FRIDAY"

At last fridayyyy. Im going to get drunk as an alcoholic that pissed his pants and play some GOW tonight.
Today was also a good day at work, we chased some sun up on a roof about 60 meters up, and lied like 2 sacks of shit, i did this once and he did that, you know the SAME OLD SHIT im better than you. THEN i said you might just be but youre only a lying sack of shit that likes to rape senior citizens and we laughed for an hour and then took a luchbreak for two hours.....peace out yáll.

""" BY THE WAY """

I just spoke to a friend of mine, guess what!
We are going to make an oldfashion Copenhagen trip like we used to do in the good old days.
The danes are in biiig trouble now, Beer and pussy i said beer and pussy.

" Look at the bottom of the pagina "

" WHAT THE F**K "

Today i almost lost my fucking mind, the little i have left. Me and a workmate was driving home on the freeway (110 km/h) everyting was flowing smooth in 170 km/h. When a fucking truck that was driving in 80 turned the fuck out straight in front of me. I had to litterally fucking STAND on the breakpedal so i avoided the truck from fucking me in the mouth, When that was a reality i started honking and screaming, flashing with the headlights and cursing in the worst fucking possible way. If the fat bastard truckdriver would of stopped i would of kicked his head off his fat truckerjoe body and hold onto his hair and fucked him in the mouth..

I you cant or dare to drive RIDE THE FUCKING BUS!!!!

""HMMM THOUGHT OF (twisted) MIND ""

There is something wrong with the world? Nobody collects pastries and rubber, that for me is strange haha! Today was a good day at work also, i started off with some hard nothing then took a lunchbreak, after the lunchbreak i continued with some hard nothing. The nothingness today was complete.
PS: I never thought work could be so fun, you should try sometime you unemployed FUCKERS, stop hogging my taxmoney WHORES.

"THE BIG MOVE"

Today i helped my good friend and prospect Cromonic with the big move. We where so effective at moving all his stuff, so you could think we were the movers from hell.
Tomorrow is the happiest day of my life, its monday back to the scaffolding fuck shit bitch.

"fuckfuckfuckFUUUUUCK"

OHHHH MYYY GOOOOD these f*****g sundays i hate them. Somebody give me a couple of millions so i can stay at home and do the things im good at (NOTHING).

"Lot of things to do"

Today is gonna be a busy day, first im of to the golfclub. Then i have promised a couple of friends and my older brother that i would go to a fucking hockeygame today with them, Hockey is probably the most useless sport ever, they dont even bash eachother with the sticks. so therefor i will buu everyone today haha. Should be interesting to see peoples reactions when im on the hometeams side and buuing them hhehehehehe. If im REALLY lucky maybe ill get into an fight, i need it its been to long since i owned someone really good with my cock in his face.

"Low on ownage"

FUCK SUNDAYS. Im so fucking bored today that i just want to fuck a monkey up the ass and get raped by a hairy fucking German dude that takes me ass to mouth, screaming jawohl mein herr.
The ownagereport of saturdays training isnt going to happen since i got WASTED instead and painted myself with cappucinocolour and behaved retarded for hours followed up by sleeping on the couch for 11 hours, fuck sundays BITCHES.

" NO STEROIDS NEEDED "

Ohh my god no wonder im the president of ownage, i owned those short musculous midgetfuckers to the floor again and again. My trainer/old friend laughed so he almost cried and said. JOEL STOP THE OWNAGE. So the return of the fat bastard is ON. Fuck you all, Saturday is the next training, so hold your hats something bad is coming.

Bad things coming.

Today im going to get my groove back, im going to pick up my shootfighting/MMA training again. I havent trained for 2 years now. Its going to be interesting, because i went from 85KG brutal fighter to 110kg familyfather/fat bastard.
Ill let you know about this evenings ownage later. TIME FOR STEROIDS aaagggghhh.

"OHH MY GOD"

Today i visited the Developer. He made me sooo sad, he had a fat cohiba cigar and the sweetest of chocolate and really good coffe.
We talked about the upcoming website that we are in the process of making (lifestyles.se).
for your knowledge the website is going to ROCK YOUR ASS OFF.

"THE XBOX CURSE"

Today i became the most miserable son of a b***h.
My xbox lit up like a christmas tree (RING OF DEATH).
Dont worry though because of the ownage community i will have a substitute piece of shit xbox on monday. Then i will play the GOW and puke myself in the face because of how i suck at that fucking game.

"THE OWNAGE"

Coming up next week are some pictures of the ownage people.
Myself and the minions are to be posted on the blog, the pictures will reflect the ownage of true owners that will do anything to stand their ground against other people that don´t understand the need of total ownage. Only when you know the need and necessity of your ownage, first then you will live a good life and prosper with fame and fortune.

" GEARS OF (FUCKING GAY) WAR "

Yesterday the videogame on xbox360 called GOW (gear of gay) tryed to own me up.
I was having a couple of beers and chilling, playing on the xboxlive with fylltratten and all the other boring people. And all of the sudden my fycking weapons cant kill anyone. "WHAT THE FUCK" i screamed in orderly fashion, the fucking videogame is trying to own me.

NOTE TO SELF: Dont pee on yor xbox because of gear of fucking gay, everyone has ups and downs.. Oh by the way JOPPA and FYLLTRATTEN stole all my downs "FUCKERS".


"FUCK YOU----> GOW"

Automobiles and their drivers aarghh!

This afternoon i was cruising along with my dog in my car of ownage, when we came to a roundabout. And there it happend. A black man almost drove into the side of my car. I stopped emidiatly, and stepped out of my car and walked to the black mans car and tapped on the window with my knuckles. The black man just shook his head. So i got a little upset about the situation and walked back to my car and picked the hammer of ownage out of my toolbelt, and walked back to the black man and screamed open yor got damn window. he almost pissed his pants and opened the window and said i am very sorry in poor swedish. SORRY poor is an understatement. so i said in a calm manor drive more carefully the next time and got in to the car of ownage and burned somme rubber.

YEEEAAAHHH!!

This is my first blog EVER! the blog is just started and will be having a lot of changes the next couple of days, with pics and flics.
Stay tuned and FEEL THE OWNAGE!!