"Low on ownage"

FUCK SUNDAYS. Im so fucking bored today that i just want to fuck a monkey up the ass and get raped by a hairy fucking German dude that takes me ass to mouth, screaming jawohl mein herr.
The ownagereport of saturdays training isnt going to happen since i got WASTED instead and painted myself with cappucinocolour and behaved retarded for hours followed up by sleeping on the couch for 11 hours, fuck sundays BITCHES.

" NO STEROIDS NEEDED "

Ohh my god no wonder im the president of ownage, i owned those short musculous midgetfuckers to the floor again and again. My trainer/old friend laughed so he almost cried and said. JOEL STOP THE OWNAGE. So the return of the fat bastard is ON. Fuck you all, Saturday is the next training, so hold your hats something bad is coming.

Bad things coming.

Today im going to get my groove back, im going to pick up my shootfighting/MMA training again. I havent trained for 2 years now. Its going to be interesting, because i went from 85KG brutal fighter to 110kg familyfather/fat bastard.
Ill let you know about this evenings ownage later. TIME FOR STEROIDS aaagggghhh.

"OHH MY GOD"

Today i visited the Developer. He made me sooo sad, he had a fat cohiba cigar and the sweetest of chocolate and really good coffe.
We talked about the upcoming website that we are in the process of making (lifestyles.se).
for your knowledge the website is going to ROCK YOUR ASS OFF.

"THE XBOX CURSE"

Today i became the most miserable son of a b***h.
My xbox lit up like a christmas tree (RING OF DEATH).
Dont worry though because of the ownage community i will have a substitute piece of shit xbox on monday. Then i will play the GOW and puke myself in the face because of how i suck at that fucking game.

"THE OWNAGE"

Coming up next week are some pictures of the ownage people.
Myself and the minions are to be posted on the blog, the pictures will reflect the ownage of true owners that will do anything to stand their ground against other people that don´t understand the need of total ownage. Only when you know the need and necessity of your ownage, first then you will live a good life and prosper with fame and fortune.

" GEARS OF (FUCKING GAY) WAR "

Yesterday the videogame on xbox360 called GOW (gear of gay) tryed to own me up.
I was having a couple of beers and chilling, playing on the xboxlive with fylltratten and all the other boring people. And all of the sudden my fycking weapons cant kill anyone. "WHAT THE FUCK" i screamed in orderly fashion, the fucking videogame is trying to own me.

NOTE TO SELF: Dont pee on yor xbox because of gear of fucking gay, everyone has ups and downs.. Oh by the way JOPPA and FYLLTRATTEN stole all my downs "FUCKERS".


"FUCK YOU----> GOW"

Automobiles and their drivers aarghh!

This afternoon i was cruising along with my dog in my car of ownage, when we came to a roundabout. And there it happend. A black man almost drove into the side of my car. I stopped emidiatly, and stepped out of my car and walked to the black mans car and tapped on the window with my knuckles. The black man just shook his head. So i got a little upset about the situation and walked back to my car and picked the hammer of ownage out of my toolbelt, and walked back to the black man and screamed open yor got damn window. he almost pissed his pants and opened the window and said i am very sorry in poor swedish. SORRY poor is an understatement. so i said in a calm manor drive more carefully the next time and got in to the car of ownage and burned somme rubber.

YEEEAAAHHH!!

This is my first blog EVER! the blog is just started and will be having a lot of changes the next couple of days, with pics and flics.
Stay tuned and FEEL THE OWNAGE!!